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Prelude to a Publication - Correspondence between an author and an editor
 
The Benches of Latin America:
A Treatise with reference to Feminism, Politics, the Spanish Conquistadors and the Indigenous Population.

I will be looking at the effects that the Spanish Conquest had on the indigenous Indians and how bench design was affected by the upheaval of the arrival of the Spaniards. I will closely research the history of Latin American bench design and follow this through to modern day Latin American living, discussing en route the effect that various sociopolitical and feminist movements have had on the abuse and use of multi person seating arrangements.

Island Seating; the Galapagos and its Benches:
During my visit I will be traveling from island to island looking at the impact that bench placement has had on the wildlife of the islands, specifically the nesting habits of Galapagos penguins, the mating habits of the fur seals and roosting habits of Darwin's Finches with reference to the unexpected part that the benches have had to play in the evolution of the several species of Finches seen in the islands. I will of course be heavily referencing the work of Charles Darwin and the greatest of all bench experts Julian Featherstonehough-Cholmondley who sailed alongside the great Mr Darwin in The Beagle.

In the course of my travels I will be interviewing various strata of society, from the toffs to the 'gentlepeople of the road' to garner information on current local views of bench life.

I am fully expecting that these books will be published by the UBP (University of bench Press) later in the year with publication dates in time for the Christmas bun fight.

Hotbench

 

Well, I'll certainly be looking forward to those publications. I'm sure there will be great innerest among our international membership.

Incidentally, my mother's uncle went to school with a great grand-nephew of Julian Featherstonehough-Cholmondley, one Ralph Featherstonehough Cholmondley Farquarharson-Smythe. Apparently a dreary chap, but he did introduce my uncle Rudy to Benchism (and he me).

I have never read any of the Featherstonehough-Cholmondley papers, I tend to prefer an emotional response to benches, rather than academic (hence the photographic approach). Although I did once request a folio of the FC papers from the British Library, as I had a readers pass, but they told me that the archive was held between the Ashmolean and Bodleian. I never bothered to pursue it further.

Ben Chism

 

They can be somewhat dry but once waded through give a rather fascinating aspect on the whole Benchists approach to life. Unfortunately it is quite difficult to sum this up in a concise manner. My favoured response, like yourself, is on a more emotional level. I do expect my books to be lavishly illustrated throughout with examples of benches in the various territories I will be visiting as a balm to the rather 'academic' nature of the text.

It's also nice to come in to contact with someone who, even distantly, has connections with the great JFC.

Hotbench

 
The books are due for release in 2008.
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